Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
my desire to fuck abstract ideas (bravery, love, popsicls,,) increases by 8bajillion% when I'm high
I think I'm going to inject the gummy vitamins with vodka
I'm glad you're using your medical degree for some good for once
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
I drank half a bottle of wine while watching the Olympics opening ceremonies. I catcalled at handsome athletes. Stop me.
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
They took my balls.
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
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