So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
He wants Portugal to lose so badly he threw out all the sangria. You know how depressing it is to watch someone dump 4 gallons of heaven?
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
Randomize
