your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
here I sit at Southern Illinois' finest pubs and I thought I heard your laugh. I was sadly astonished to turn and find a midget cracking herself up reading the label on her can of chewing tobacco...
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
Randomize
