how hairy? two words: wookie tits
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
I don't remember because I was drunk out of my mind, but I have it on good authority that weed cinnamon buns at 3 in the morning with chocolate milk are better than sex.
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
You were crying in a drunken stupor for an hour because "the new daft punk album didn't blow your tits off"
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
I had tater tots and weed with a stripper at 4am who compared the size of my boob to her head because fuck you my life rocks
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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