What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
In 30 minutes I will have been sober for an entire month. Time for a celebratory lap of cheap alcohol that leads to early liver failure.
But happy liver failure. That's what counts.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
"I'm gonna wax that ass" was the successful pick up line used on me last night. Clearly I had a few too many cause it worked..
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
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