you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
She looked at me and said "i like penises." and then passed out with her condom balloon animal in her hands.
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
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