he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
sober me hid the cigs from drunk me. sober me is a tricky bitch.
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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