eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
The only way I made it through work was reminding myself how many margaritas per hour I was making
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
You're the only person I know who could blow literal chunks, laugh about it, then proceed to shotgun another beer. Love you champ.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
Randomize
