Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
That reminds me...we need to get swords
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
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