We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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