we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
i hate going to her parties because i always know everyone there which means everyone knows my ex which means i wont get laid
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
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