Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
She made me put my jeans under her mattress so that I wouldn't leave in the morning while she was still sleeping. Apparently I just look like "that guy".
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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