Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
I just worked out and used handles of vodka as weights. Whoever said alcoholism is detrimental to you health obviously has no fucking idea.
This guy at the party just introduced himself to me as "the guy who sat behind you on a plane last year"
Do you remember me making bird noises at the bartender with some guy at the bar last night?
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
Aiming to get laid tonight but if it falls thru I'm either gonna make a mixtape for my sugar daddy or sew a teddy bear for his newborn
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