Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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