I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
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Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
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