I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
lets start a swedish sibling band together
We were hooking up, both of us naked. She starts putting her clothes back on and says, "I have to go to the bathroom." I reply, "No you don't, you're leaving." Without hesitation she looks at me and says, "Yeah."
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
Using a miniature baseball bat to kill a mosquito in the house may not have been the most efficient or safest way, but that thing is fucking dead. However, so are three wine glasses, a lamp, and my baseball bat privileges. Worth it.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
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