Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
I'm instituting a new rule. If you wake me up at 3am about wrinkled blankets, I get to throat punch you
Your topless pictures make me question reality
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
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