If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
Well I found out I was essentially dumped and replaced by a hipster and apparently offered a girl $95 to go out with me. In the spirit of the Olympics I will not be spending any time on the medal stand.
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
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