Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
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