I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
I woke up this morning to my panties draped around the neck of an empty bottle of bulleit. That is the perfect visual metaphor for my life at this juncture.
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
Did I just pee in the Taco Bell parking lot?
Yep. But do you remember wiping with my quesadilla?
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
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