More tranny stories later!
Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
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