as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
Randomize
