I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
I have aggressive nipples.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Randomize
