First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
If I don't wake up tomorrow you inherit my paycheck and can only spend it at cinnabon
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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