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First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
I just told a kid I was in a wheelchair because Santa shot me due to me being on the naughty list. You should have seen this little bastards face
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
The guy at the Apple store said the warranty does NOT cover getting cum out of the keyboard. I can't believe I believed you.
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
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