There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
well that one time I was being a total idiot trying to see how much I could drink. turns out 22 shots is too much. surprise surprise! ambulance party!
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
5am, I am wayy too drunk for this. Hookers came out of nowhere. They're like ninjas. Some poor soul got the fat one, tomorrow's going to be interesting...
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
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