So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
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