In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
You know we had a good night last night when today I opened up my Google Translate application and the language is set to Persian and the phrase to translate is "I want you to suck my dick".
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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