are you still at the devil's house?
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
She's making her own pesto again. Cooking spaghetti in the microwave and "frying" vegetables in the toaster oven. All this while wearing the yellow rubber gloves and saying that the pesto has feelings like a real person. Im terrified.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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