The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Every time we have sex I can't stop thinking about Jesus
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
Yeah dude I should be out of the ER in about an hr. They gave me vallium. Go tell the captain its time to set sail.
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
why did you put a dildo on the ceiling fan
the dildo had a suction cup and we had a ceiling fan what did you expect?
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
You are a genius and a whore.
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
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