Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
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