ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
So for two years my friend Mark has been building a catapult in his basement. Yesterday he realized it's too big to get it out.
You need to give me a reason immediately why he is your friend.
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
Why do you think it's a no-pants party?
Invite says "dress to impress". Her fault for leaving it open to interpretation.
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
they told me that it was glow in the dark and would make me magical. I was too drunk to say no. I woke up to a purple vagina.
its like a neon Im stupid as fuck sign
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