I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
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