he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
She flashed them and they let her pay with Monopoly money. I'm married, so it is your obligation as my best man to repeatedly fuck her for me
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
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