I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
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