i wish there were pregnant emoticons
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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