Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
Also, sex on a first date is no, right? Really, I just don't want to clean my apartment, but I'm trying to hide behind "morals" in an effort to appear less lazy.
The 3 year old I'm babysitting is the first guy to tell me he loves me sober in like 2 years
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
The last thing I remember saying was "Tequila for all!!"
If you count the sounds from the room down the hall....that was definitely NOT the last thing that came out of your mouth.
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