Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
I was pretending that it wasn't happening. Until we had to roll down the windows as she was vomiting apologies into a Target bag.
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
Also I think I drunkenly signed up to be an uber driver or something because they keep emailing me to fill out a background check
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