one might say we're banned from that church
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises
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