that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
I just asked my hair stylist how many percocets she'd do my hair for.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
We simultaneously blacked out then simultaneously came to then simultaneously had sex with the neighbors. We're definitely meant to be roommates.
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
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