i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
I listened to the last 10 minutes of that 20 minute voicemail, it's solid gold. At one point he literally suggests we buy tasers and go around shooting people.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
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