When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
There was a reason that "Throat Warrior 2011" was written on my martini glass. He said my title was undisputed.
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
My professor just gave us a margarita recipe.
Why?
Because, and I quote, he "wants to give us the tools to succeed in life."
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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