But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
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