I wish there was a morning after pill that made you instantly sober
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
We are a team. I lure them in with my tits, feed them enough alcohol to consider homosexuality, and hand them off to you.
You're the best wingman ever.
I hate it when fuck holes buy me drinks at the bar. You don't know my order. You don't know me. You don't know where I've been. You don't know my life.
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
I fill condoms, not promises.
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
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