The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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