Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
i preemptively threaten to cock slap your kids if they are snobby yuppy bitches
Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
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