it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
If I ever write a book, i'm calling it "why do i work with fucktards?"
It'll be a good sequel to my other book, "why do i sleep with fucktards?"
I think a kid would responsible me up
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
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