laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
So I woke up with a terribly bandaged finger an then discovered a pot of bloody onions on the stove.....who the fuck decided it was a good idea for me to try and cook
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
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