next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
i think i have two assholes
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
No I am not eating basil off your cock
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
Correction: Jimmy johns. The one pita pit employee has been an asshole to me ever since you locked them out of the store
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
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