I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
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