I feel great
I just peed on a car
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
In all fairness I did warn the guy I just spray tanned before we had sex so I hold no responsibility for the bronzer all over his sheets
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
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