It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
Hey can you tell Daniel there's a bottle of Captain Morgan's in the dryer ...
Sorry I think you have the wrong number
Yes it looks like I do
My liver is preforming stress tests.
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
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