week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
He passed out. Woke up long enough to declare himself "the sauce boss" and then bit me in the face.
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
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