Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
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